Greetings, Earthlings!
I do not like baking. It takes up time and makes my feet hurt. If this becomes one of those "recipe fun" blogs, I'll eat my hat (marinated of course). However, today I do have a particularly interesting recipe for all you cannibals out there. Please enjoy!
Yield: One Annie Blue
Ingredients:
1 cup fresh brain tissue
⅓ cup cockiness
½ cup forgetfulness
1 cup motivation
⅓ cup obsessive love of words
⅓ cup obsessive love of art
⅓ cup obsessive love of music
1 bundle of nerves (separate and mix strands in individually if possible)
½ cup generosity
½ cup selfishness
2 tbsp insecurity
1 cup crazy
just a dash of creepy
Instructions:
In a small bowl, mix insecurity, selfishness, nerves, and cockiness together. Sift well, and set aside.
Combine brain tissue, generosity, and motivation. Add dry ingredients and stir well until an even consistency is achieved. Bake for fourteen years, letting cool periodically during summers. Now you are ready to frost!
In a separate bowl, mix all obsessive loves, creepy, forgetfulness, and crazy until the mixture resembles toothpaste consistency. Spread the mixture on top of the Annie Blue in a cute curly-cue pattern. Avoid eating the frosting plain, as the nerves, insecurity, and motivation in the cake are what cancel out the negative side effects of the frosting, which may include but are not limited to: writer’s brain, artist’s brain, loony brain, or no brain.
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